Mind Blowing Lady jokes
At a mixed drink party, one lady said to another, ‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding band on the wrong finger?’ The other answered, ‘Indeed, I am, I wedded the wrong man.’
My better half’s envy is getting silly. A few days ago she took a gander at my schedule and needed to know who May was.
After a squabble, a spouse said to her significant other, ‘You know, I was a trick when I wedded you.’ The husband answered, ‘Indeed, dear, yet I was enamored and didn’t take note.’
‘I never know the amount of what I say is valid.’ Bette Midler
A man embedded an ‘advertisement’ in the classifieds: ‘Spouse needed’ . Following day he got a hundred letters. They all said a similar thing: ‘You can have mine.’
At the point when a man takes your significant other, there is no preferable reprisal over to give him a chance to keep her.
The main thing more terrible than a man you can’t control is a man you can. Margo Kaufman
Marriage is the triumph of creative ability over knowledge. Second marriage is the triumph of expectation over experience.
There is no correspondence. Men love ladies, ladies love youngsters, kids love hamsters. Alice Thomas Ellis
‘It’s the great young ladies who keep journals; the awful young ladies never have room schedule-wise.’ Tallulah Bankhead